Ideas for Skits

Bishop's Interview

Young man talking to bishop. I've met some of the Young Women and I'm having trouble keeping my thoughts pure and holy. Especially when I see that blonde girl who wears that red dress.

Bishop: Oh yes, I know who you mean. That's Susan Bailey.

YM: And especially the redhead who laughs all the time.

B: Oh yes. I know the one. That's Sarah Rodgers.

YM: And especially the brunette who wears that short black dress.

B: Oh yes. That's Catherine Ponting.

YM: So they're Susan Bailey, Sarah Rodgers and Catherine Ponting. Well, now I've got their names, but do you have their phone numbers as well?!

Permission to Land

Pilot of plane approaching airport, radios in wanting permission to land. He's told he can land but they say, "Please identify yourself, your present height and exact position."

Pilot says, "Well, my name is Seamus O'Reilly. I'm 5 foot 10, and I'm sitting in the front seat of the aircraft."